Thank you so much for explaining to me the difference between things
that are alive, and things that are dead. I was a bit hazy on the
concept for a long time there!
I seems we have very different ideas of what a “fun task” entails. For example, when you say that you have a “fun task” for me, the first thing that comes to mind is NOT in fact taking a bus in the rain across town to buy eight pounds of corn syrup.
And you don’t need it until next Thursday. AND you tried to get me to pay for it? None of those things are fun! I have this feeling you asked me to go because ladies have a much more intuitive sense of grocery stores.
PS: Super stoked about the ALL DAY FREEZE DRYING SEMINAR you signed us up for!
I thought we might have been talking about the same person but, as sometimes happens, it turns out that we were not! Thank you for informing me that Johns are “a dime a dozen! Just like Chins in China”.
Really? Just like that?
PS WE ONLY WORK WITH ONE JOHN….WHO WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?
Dear IT Manager—
I didn’t know the “Whiny Bitch” look was in this season.
Dear Boss who noticed that I have a Ladybrain,
Thank you for offering to change a password from “12345” to something “easier to remember”. Could you please make it “12” for me? That is as high as I can count.
Dear IT Manager:
Sending me different emails with your different titles doesn’t impress me, *only* you.
Dear Lady At My Job:
You talk entirely too #%#$%^T% much! Shut the hell up sometimes. Damn! *SMH*
How this got started…..on Twitter, of course.
Your titles don’t entitle you to write unclear emails.
~~Take a fucking writing class,
@xsashagirl @CruelSecretary Dear Employee: Didn’t you see “Mind reader” in your job description? LOL!
@CruelSecretary @xsashagirl Gurl, please. I also didn’t see “Fluffer” in job description, though that seems to be a duty bosses demand from employees, too.
@CruelSecretary ROTFLMAO! Yup, fluffing is part of the territory. #sadbuttrue
@CruelSecretary @xsashagirl But here’s my thing: I come to work to, dunno, work. Bosses should, too. If they wanted “emotional support,” they should go sex up partners (or go find sex partners), pat their pets, and/or go see therapists. Other than those, it’s a fundamental lack of boundaries.